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We’ve
Accomplished a Lot This Year!
by Rich Thompson - president
November General Meeting
This is the time for elections. Unfortunately, due to
business obligations, I will not be able to continue as your President. So
please attend and vote! I have enjoyed being President over the past year and
loved meeting you all. Although I am stepping down I will continue to keep
abreast of our neighborhood’s concerns and well-being. Over the past year I
think quite a lot has been accomplished.
The Speed Limit has been Decreased
Our speed limit has been decreased to 25 MPH, please
adhere to it — we have children and pets who we cherish.
A New Park Has Been Added
A beautiful new park has recently opened just
opposite U-Store It. Every time I pass by I notice that our community is
enjoying it, whether it be joggers, picnickers or children playing.
There will also be a new park with a boat ramp just behind the yacht club
which will soon be developed and will be opened in approximately one year.
Hacienda Cove Is Near Completion
Hacienda Cove, the new rental development, is almost
near completion. In my opinion it
enhances our community and also increases the value of our homes.
The landscaping will soon grow and beautify the river bank.
We have no word on the T-Docks at present, hopefully the developer will
decide not to put them in?
We Love the Isles
by Steven Wabee
We appreciate living
in a neighborhood where it is safe to go outside and spend time with our
children (2 big dogs). You see, we moved from a community that had deteriorated
to a point that it was not safe to venture much beyond the front door and
walking and jogging with our dogs has become a daily affair. However, we do not
take them out for walks just to let them relieve themselves on other people’s
beautiful yards (which is just exactly what our neighbors would do in our
previous community and exactly what we have witnessed on occasion here). Yes, it
is embarrassing when one of our pets has an “accident” - but we stop, clean
up after them, apologize to the resident for any inconvenience (if they are
present) and take the “accident” home to dispose of it. It is true,
“accidents’ do happen and responsible pet owners should be prepared. In our
opinion cleaning up after our pets shows respect for other people and their
property and it is not difficult to do. A pair of latex gloves and a small
plastic bag is perfect for handling any “accident” and they fit neatly
in a “fanny-pack” or pocket and provide an airtight means for
transportation. The provisions necessary to ‘Poop and Scoop” are also
inexpensive and readily available at Home Depot. $ 1.00 will buy several pairs
of latex gloves and the bags are free at check out. We think it ridiculous and
gross to witness someone allowing their pet to succumb to the “calls of
nature” and then just walk away from it as if nothing happened. Some pet
owners may need an incentive to remind them to be mindful of other
people’s property and to do the “right thing”. We would gladly support a
by-law that protects residents from disrespectful pet owners. Be certain and
give the by-law some teeth, though - A healthy fine ($250.00 or so) would be a
good and proper deterrent. Pet owners should want their pets welcome in the
community. Being a responsible pet owner during an “accident” is a great
start.
Canker
Chainsaw Massacre Nears Isles
by George Counts
Save
Our Trees
by Larry Dixon
We
live on Cat Cay and have several banners adorning our property expressing our
disgust. We are outraged that our
government can come onto our property and lessen its value, destroy personal
property, displace animals etc. without due process My husband and I are hoping
the News stations will cover it also. We had to remove $1000 worth of staghorns
from the tree canopy in preparation of this slaughter. They are now sitting in
garbage cans while we try and figure where we will be able to hang them.
We have been keeping bird seed stations full for years and have quite an
array of feathered friends. We even have one of the protected species of
woodpecker show up on a regular basis. Our raccoon, squirrels and an occasional
opossum have found our little piece of paradise to be inviting. The way we feel,
the animals were here first and we have done everything we can to live in
harmony with them. After our raccoon family continued to foul our pool, we built
a small pond which they now use regularly to clean snails. We love to watch our
squirrels as they would sit at their “table” and eat off their corncobs. All
of this activity surrounds these 5 mature healthy trees. They are our shade,
food and joy to share with neighbors. This act is a travesty.
If you would
like to talk with us further we can be reached at 792-2169
Thanks
Everyone!
by Joan Sheridan
What
a wonderful neighborhood we live in. I
can’t begin to thank all the great volunteers that helped with the
neighborhood tour, cookout, food, set up, clean up, exhibit displays, banners,
computers, borrowed equipment, etc., that went into making the Florida
Neighborhoods Conference 2000 such a big success for our community. Everyone was
so impressed that all the residents work together in our southwest neighborhood.
If I heard it once I heard it a hundred times “What a class act”.
I am so proud of our community and the great job that was done.
Thanks a million! All of you that
participated in this event were great. “WORKING TOGETHER DOES MAKE A
DIFFERENCE.”
Yard
Yarns...pamper your yard but don’t pollute
by Elaine Peterick
After the successful Plant Swap, several residents suggested that a
gardening section would make an interesting addition to the LICIA newsletter.
This column is a response to those suggestions.
Future articles will tap the wisdom of master gardeners, exotic plant
growers, wildlife naturalists, and perhaps you and your gardening experiences.
However, this first attempt will feature my humble yard and novice
experiences.
A year and a half ago we moved into our
home on Cat Cay Lane. The yard had
four large trees and “lots of potential.” Unfortunately, the home had been
vacant for several months. Therefore,
the back east-facing lawn was mostly parched weeds, the plant beds were
overgrown with asparagus fern and sword ferns, and the front lawn was totally
torn out after replacing the septic drain field.
After researching sod types, we chose to
sod the front yard with Floritan, a type of St. Augustine grass that tolerates
full sun or shade and is somewhat resistant to chinch bugs. The sod was placed
directly over barren soil and established grass areas alike.
We had no difficulties establishing the new lawn — despite suggestions
that we first kill existing grasses using Round-Up type products.
In the back yard, we used the less
expensive, wait-and-see approach. First,
we watered regularly and added small amounts of slow-release lawn fertilizer. (I
use slow-release products so that nutrients are available to plants over a
longer period and less are wasted or lost as pollutants.)
Then as small patches of St. Augustine and Centipede grass grew among the
weeds, I pulled and raked out large weedy areas as time and energy permitted.
In the bare spots, I placed rooted grass strands retrieved from edge
cuttings. A year later, the
backyard looks almost as good as the front.
But it took a lot of work. Moreover,
I had to use weed-and-feed fertilizers, although sparingly.
Getting ideas for plants and landscaping
was easy; I wandered the lanes looking for plants I liked.
I noted plant height and sun exposure and visualized where the plants
would fit in my yard. I even photographed several well-designed landscapes.
I utilized the “plan first, plant last” approach with some success.
After drawing preliminary sketches, I then used the
try-and-see-if-it-grows approach. If
a plant seemed to be struggling in one area, I would carefully dig it up and
plant it where there was more light or shade or whatever.
With few exceptions, my new trees and plants are doing well.
Neighbors ask what I do to get my
eight-year-old Dendrobium orchid to bloom so well.
The trick is to find a place where the orchid is happy. It thrives in the dabbled light beneath a large Royal
Poinciana. I rarely fertilize the
orchid. Instead, when I water,
which is only during dry spells, I spray water into the tree and let it drip
from the leaves and branches onto the orchid bringing nutrients from the tree.
Ideas
For Making Our Homes Fit The New Millennium
We
all love our homes here in the Isles. The high-beamed ceilings and open floor
plans give a relaxed “Florida” feel, but the small kitchens, bathrooms and
bedrooms which were typical of the fifties when these homes were built, just
don’t have room for all of the electronic gadgets and just plain stuff that we
feel we must have in the 2000’s. So we start looking for ways to expand. I
thought it might be good to see how some of our neighbors solved the problem
without knocking out walls or changing the integrity of the house’s basic
design So, I thought I would start an ongoing column featuring ideas used by
Isles residents. If you have a room that you have updated to make it more
livable, send me a picture or call me and I’ll have our staff photographer
come over and photograph it.
A
Kitchen Remake
by Joan Sheridan
Like
most of the original kitchens in Lauderdale Isles, ours was too small and did
not have enough cabinet space or counter top. After much research and estimates
it did not take us long to find out that expanding the front of our house to
give us more space in the kitchen was too cost prohibitive.
So, what was the alternative? Rearrange the existing space and non-weight
bearing walls to give us the larger kitchen that was so desperately needed.
We blocked up the kitchen door and put a
window there instead. This allowed
us to move the plumbing and install a sink in front of the window.
It gave us the space we needed to include a small table and chairs so we
could have an eat-in area.
We opened up the kitchen by moving the
standard linen closet that Gill had in every home. Since that was not a
weight-bearing wall, we were able to move it over to the side of the kitchen, by
the bathroom, to give us a hallway with a linen closet.
By doing this we were able to design a counter with “serve through”
to the dining room. The counter top was custom designed to include a small desk
top along the back wall of the linen closet.
We doubled the size of useable space by putting doors on both sides of
the serve through, top and bottom. This
gave us access from the dining room for holiday dishes and can be used as a bar
or serving area from the kitchen.
Several estimates were obtained from Home
Depot, Builders Square, and Broward Kitchens.
Broward Kitchens, of Pompano, matched Home Depot’s price and had our
kitchen installed in 3 days!
Let’s
Keep Our Homes Maintained
by Rich Thompson
I love living on the water! Lauderdale Isles has no
fixed bridges, deep water, ocean access and the homes are still in the
affordable range for waterfront property. Our homes are now in the $160,000
range and we’d like to keep our property values as high as possible, but even
the lure of all the waterfront amenities that the Isles offers won’t keep the
home values up if we do not keep our property maintained. A slap of paint
isn’t that expensive and a little yard work can be very rewarding. Remember,
we’re a waterfront community and the back of our homes need attention, too as
they are visible to boaters. Please do your part to keep our property values as
high as possible. It’s in everybody’s best interest.
Observations
at a Citrus-Canker Meeting
by Larry Chaffinch
On Thursday evening, 2 November 2000, there was a meeting held at the
Hollywood City Hall with most of our elected representatives from
Broward county in attendance. Also present were Mr. Myers and Liz Compton from
the Dept. of Agriculture and Mr. La Vigne from the citrus growers association.
The purpose of the meeting was to answer questions about the eradication program
and receive input from the general public and other public officials.
The meeting began at 6:00PM with Debbie
Wasserman-Schultz chairing the meeting. What follows is a brief summation of
events, ideas and actions as experienced by the public attendees. You can form
your own opinion of the eradication program and its effectiveness in getting rid
of citrus canker from these observations:
*
Six citrus trees were cut and removed
from a woman’s yard. The paperwork left by the contractors stated eight trees.
Contractors are paid $96.25 per tree removed
*
One woman works at a location with
several diseased trees and has repeatedly called to have them removed to no
avail.
*
Several people arrived home to find
trees gone without any notification.
*
The whole basis for cutting 1900 ft
from an infected tree is based on a report that the state can’t produce for
the public because they don’t have it. However, they saw it and studied
it according to Liz Compton and Mr. Myers.
*
The original report can be found at
http://doacs.state.fl.us/canker/summary-justification-removing-canker.htm , but
is only an abstract and leaves many questions. Until June 1999 a radius of 125
ft was used to clear all trees around an infected tree. This action alone was
not working so a study indicated that a 1200-ft radius would provide a 90%
certainty that the bacteria canker would be contained and a 1900-ft radius would
provide a 95% certainty. Unknown individuals at the Dept of Agriculture chose
this. A 125-ft radius circle contains approximately one acre, a 1900-ft
radius about 240 acres. A big difference considering the healthy trees are the
ones being cut. The Dept of Agriculture is determined to cut and is convinced
this is the only way to go based on studies in Brazil that say cutting is the
only answer for this rain- and wind-driven bacteria. However, Argentina
built pine-tree buffers around their groves to contain the spread and it works
very well.
*
What about birds? Do they spread it and
should we get our shotguns out and eliminate all birds?
*
A woman reported that the citrus
workers left a grapefruit tree in her yard because they were convinced that it
wasn’t a citrus tree.
*
Citrus surveyors in Lauderdale Isles
closely inspected my tree turning leaves over and on two occasions refused to go
into my neighbor’s yard because of a dog. They said that they could see the
tree well enough to see it was okay. They looked over a six-ft fence from 15 ft
away. How certain will we be that this program is effective with actions like
these?
*
How do the citrus workers keep from spreading the
canker with their clothes and tools? They use antibacterial soap for themselves
and their clothes and a stronger solution for their tools. Why can’t the trees
that are healthy be sprayed to prevent the spread of this bacteria? The Dept of
Agriculture says it won’t work, but others disputed that remark based on
technical knowledge or reports that they had read.
*Is the canker
deadly??? No, nor is it harmful to humans. It makes the leaves, and eventually
the fruit, appear unattractive. It may take as long as five years or more before
it becomes noticeable on your fruit and eventually your tree may die ... or may
not for 25 years or more. Why then are we in such a hurry to eradicate this
canker? The $8.5-billion citrus industry fears that their fruit might not be
allowed to be shipped out of state and overseas could be one answer.
The bottom line is this: the
legislature is on recess until March. The stay in effect to ban cutting will
last only into the second week of November. In my opinion the ONLY way to
possible save uninfected trees is to e-mail, call or write Gov. Jeb Bush and ask
him to call for an emergency session of the legislature to consider other
proposals. I had the clear impression that they heard enough and heard loudly
enough that the current plan is flawed science and would take action if called
by the Governor.
Here’s how to contact Gov. Jeb Bush:
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e-mail flagov@myflorida.com
telephone: (850) 488-4441 FAX: 850-487-0801 USPS: Hon. Jeb Bush The Capitol Tallahassee, FL 32399-0001 |
Annexation
Alert
by
George Counts
Our $50,000 dollar consultant did not show at the last general meeting.
This was frustrating as he was the one who requested the extension so the latest
budget figures could be included. A spokesperson for Phil Gonot of PMG
Associates confirmed his report
will be given at our next general meeting on Thursday, 11-16-00. His voice mail
is 954-427-5710 or fax him at 480-8036. They
don’t list an e-mail address.
Criteria Used To Compare Cities Not Uniform
The $250 a page, 200-page Riverland
Area Annexation Study focuses on alternatives some politicos would like to limit
us to—going into one of 4 nearby cities. Since we decided on our most favored
city months ago, if push came to shove, much of the information is old hat. You
will probably only be allowed a limited vote on the matter. The analyses are
inconsistent as the unincorporated area was often not included in comparisons.
Even criteria used to compare cities, was not always uniform. On page ES-4 it
states that all the nearby cities’ land-use plans are compatible with the
Isles. This isn’t the case. Ft.
Lauderdale is allowing a gas station to be built just north of us, which many
have voiced their displeasure about. Davie has allowed M-2 zoning next to us at
Roscioli Boat Works. This met with widespread opposition. The report claims
Dania (Secret Woods ) abuts part of the Riverland area. Davie’s planning
department does not interpret a body of water between properties as allowing
them to abut. Davie moved to
approve Roscioli’s M-2 request opposite our R-1A single, family homes.
Their code doesn’t allow M-2 to abut residential areas.
Annexation
Update
by
Craig Canning
PMG
Associates Inc. (PMG) are putting the finishing touches on our Annexation study.
The review draft was submitted to Broward County and the involved
municipalities 3 weeks ago. It was returned to PMG on the 31st
of October. The corrections/additions that Donald
Stone (Broward County liaison) has given to PMG will be incorporated into the
final report. The finished document should be completed by PMG in mid November
at which time it goes back to Broward County for final approval. Once the County
approves the final report 20 copies will be printed and handed over to the
Broward County Office of Comprehensive and Neighborhood Planning. Of those 20
copies approx. 8 will remain with the Lauderdale Isles Civic Association where
we will need to find a public place (somewhere easily accessible) to house them.
Our Civic Association Board has 6
copies of the review draft that they are looking over and will submit
comments to PMG. Once the Annexation Study is officially complete, every
resident of the Isles will be receiving a copy of the Executive Summary in the
mail. PMG will be at our November 16th general meeting so please plan on
attending at which time you can ask questions. Annexation is an extremely
important issue for our community and warrants your attention. The next general
meeting of the Lauderdale Isles Civic Association will be on November 16th at
7:30 PM at the Yacht Club on Whale Harbor Lane. See you there!
Don’t be
Distracted By Thieves
by
Allison Subic
Whether it’s a woman and child soliciting your assistance, or a man
asking to use your telephone to call for help, never permit strangers into your
home. If the situation appears to
be an emergency, call 911 yourself. Once
inside your home or business, these “innocent strangers” have better access
to rob or harm you.
Two of the more common scams are: City
Inspector or Home Improvement Salesman. If a city inspector or home
improvement salesman shows up unexpectedly at your door asking to check your
plumbing, heating, A/C, wiring, telephone, trees, etc., turn him away!
If you didn’t call for service, he has no business inside your home.
Don’t be fooled by a business card attesting to the person’s
employment. Business cards can be
printed at a nominal rate by just about anyone and are not a form of legal
identification. Invariably, these
con artists will find a reason to charge you exorbitant prices for home repairs.
Some thieves will memorize your floor plan — for easy access in a
future robbery.
An Old Acquaintance: Two
or more pleasant, friendly people unexpectedly stop by your home claiming to be
an old acquaintance. They will try
to convince you that you met them several years ago and may even drop hints like
your neighbor’s name or that you have grandchildren. Once inside your home,
one of the strangers will ask to use the bathroom.
While you lead the stranger to the bathroom, the others are left
unsupervised in another part of your home — allowing them access to your
valuables. Immediately report any suspicious incidents to the Broward
Sheriff’s Office.
Happy Holidays!
by
Bobbye Atha
There are several events scheduled by the
Lauderdale Isles Yacht Club for the Holiday season.
Be on your docks December 17th from 6 to 8 p.m.
as the Board of Governors and Trustees will be helping Santa Claus throw candy
and dog biscuits from his boat.
Then on New Year’s Eve there will be
a party from 9 p.m. until
?? Everyone is welcome! Come help us bring in the New Year. For more
information,
Riverland
Road Cable Project
by George Counts
Wonder what that night convoy
lighting and digging next to Riverland Road was up to with its blitzkrieg attack
on our swale? You’re not alone.
Brian Hack of Broward County engineering (357-6949), its local government
overseer, refers to it as the Level 3 project. A fiber optic cable directional
bore.
The
firm doing the project chose this route. These multiple cables are part of loop
from Orlando and will service Broward and the region south of us. The work was
done for 3 hours at night to minimize impacts on schools and traffic. He
indicated there should have been flyers on your doorknobs explaining the
project. If you know anyone who got
one, call me. We’ll frame it. Jim Mann of the Gilbert Southern Corp.
(458-2789) off Griffin Road, a spokesman for the overseeing engineering firm,
indicates it is part of an 18,000-mile nationwide system.
He assured me if trees, signs etc. are damaged they will be taken care of
in an exemplary manner. Hack says
he can hold them to their $80,000 bond for a year after the project is finished
if problems arise.
Will it benefit our neighborhood by
allowing local laterals to speed up Internet and telecommunications services in
the Isles? Neither spokesperson
knew. I was referred to the Level 3 principals for more details.
How
We Have Voted In The Past - some interesting statistics
by
George Counts
As of 7-2-98 there were 1,144 registered voters in our precinct 40z.
507 were Republicans. Of
these 495 were white, 2 were black and 10 other.
There were 453 Democrats, 425 white, 8 black and 20 other.
There were 184 Independents, 171 white, 2 black and 11 other.
I will give the male/female mix next time.
As of 3-13-00 there were 1,137 registered in 40z.
Of these, only 252 or 22.16% voted.
The county average was 26.15%. On
9-5-00 just 13.08% of us voted compared to the county average of 13.21%.
66.44% of us voted against the children’s services tax compared to
43.17% countywide.
Installing
New Water Mains Now
by
Terry Simonds
In the May 1998 Issue of the LICIA Newsletter, I wrote an article titled
“New Water Mains For The Isles Put On Hold.” Well, as residents of Whale
Harbor and Tortugas Lanes have seen, a new contractor has been chosen and the
project is back on track with crews hard at work installing new water mains and
fire hydrants for the Isles. Starting at Whale Harbor and working east to and
including Gulfstream Lane, they expect to have the new mains in the ground by
Christmas.
First Phase Should Be Finished By The End Of The Year
I spoke with the engineer for the city
and an engineer with the contractor and they both said they anticipate the first
phase of the contract will be completed by the end of the year. “We may call
in a second crew,” one said in order to speed things up, but that decision
hasn’t been made yet.
Many residents have noticed yellow
marks at the centerline of their lane. There’s a number and an arrow
indicating the distance and direction to the existing water main. “This may
not be where we lay the new main,” one of the engineers told me. The county
has permitted the contractor to “take the path of least resistance” to
minimize the impact of cutting concrete driveways, tearing up plantings, etc.
Once you see them starting work on your lane, work will continue on that side of
the street all the way to the end, even if the arrows point to the other side.
But, we may not get new water by the
end of the year. Phase 2 of the project involves coming back to each lane
(Gulfstream through Whale Harbor) and digging things up again to cut into the
new main and install service lines from the main to your water meter. Heavy
construction where the new mains will have to be connected into the main feeder
that runs along Riverland Road will also
take place at the time.
It Will Be A Mess For Awhile
The engineers said, “...it will be a
mess for a while,” but when the contracts are finished and workers have
cleaned up the debris, the Isles won’t look all that different. They said,
however, “...if residents have some special or valuable plantings, lighting
systems, sprinklers, etc., near the swale or between their water meter and the
street...” they should be advised to move these items themselves before the
city trucks and backhoes move in. The county and the city will replace
grass, driveway damage where it was cut, etc., but may not replace a rare and
expensive shrub or reinstall your sprinkler system. They said that notice should
be given to residents on each lane stating when work is scheduled to start on a
lane.
Unfortunately, no dates were given for
installing new water mains from Flamingo east to Andros. We’ll update this
story as soon as we get the information.
More
Information On The Waterlines
by George Counts
We are getting new 8-inch, steel water
lines along each lane. It is part of Ft. Lauderdale’s 10-year,
$50 million project to replace 170 miles of undersized, corroded and
obsolete waterlines, fire hydrants and feeders to the water meters.
You have been paying a 4% surcharge a year for about 5 years.
It should be ending soon. The
project isn’t coming too soon. Just
recently a feeder to my new water meter began gushing like an artesian well.
After 10 minutes of calling at suppertime someone finally answered .
They said, it was reported an hour ago.
I explained how much water was gushing out and reminded them of our low
water levels. In a few minutes a
3-truck convoy pulled up. Thank God
it wasn’t the 8-inch line in the swale. They
patched the line and were gone in about another hour. Our
water meets EPA color and quality standards, so bear with the crews if there are
a few problems during this transition. They
are working 10-hour days to make it as easy on
residents as possible. Each
lane should take about a week. If
all goes well, they won’t be back with replacements for another 50 years.
Hopefully, you will be notified when
work is about to begin on your street. Have
questions? Call Karim Rahmankhah at
761-5069 or Mike Bailey at 771-0880.
In
The Spotlight
Roberta
Is In The Spotlight
Roberta Shaw rarely leaves home without her camera. Since the subjects
for her photographs are unpredictable and wary, she needs to be ready when they
are. Roberta is a photographer and artist who specializes in “shooting”
urban wildlife. No, you don’t need to worry about that little party you had
the other night. Roberta is only interested in photographing the animals that
are all around us in south Florida. She’s photographed burrowing owls on golf
courses and an elusive wood stork along the Davie canal. Her wildlife
photographs and paintings have been displayed at the Anne Kolb Nature Center in
Hollywood.
Roberta is a native Floridian and was
born in Miami in 1945. After graduating from Miami Sr. High School, she earned
an associate degree in Science, Marketing Management from Miami-Dade Community
College and then later studied Art Education at Florida Atlantic University.
Started Volunteering Early
She
developed her love for nature from her grandfather “who taught me kindness toward all living creatures.” He
delighted her with stories about Miami in the 1920’s and liked to tell how he
would rescue pigeons on South Beach. Roberta believes that “we are all
delicately connected” and animal and human rights have always been important
to her. She met Martin Luther King
Jr. in the ‘60’s and marched for civil rights. She also joined the National
Conference for Christians and Jews while, at the same time, she was volunteering
at the old zoo on Virginia Key. Her volunteerism has never stopped. She has been
a youth mentor, education director for the Wildlife Care Center (formerly the
Wild Bird Care Center), an advisor for Pet Rescue, Inc., and a volunteer for the
Humane Society of Broward County.
Lecturer And Author Of “Critter Tales”
Currently, she is an advisor/member of
the Environmental Education Council of Broward County, she provides humane
education materials for Pet Aid and
Rabbit Rescue, Inc., is the educational advisor for the Florida Wild Mammal
Association, Inc., volunteers for the Girl Scout Council of Broward County, is a
member of the Association of Professional Humane Educators and a lecturer at the
Secret Woods Nature Center where she will present a series of programs from
January through May 2001.
She founded “Critter Tales”, an
educational outreach environmental program while she was with Wildlife Care
Center. Although no longer with them, she continues to take her critter puppets,
slide shows and artifacts to preschools, schools, Scout organizations and civic
groups in an effort to help others understand and appreciate nature and help
protect it. She also writes a weekly “Critter
Tales” column for the Hometown Herald where she tackles neighborhood
wildlife issues.
The Isles Were Beautiful
Roberta met and married David Shaw in
1983 and they moved with her two children from a previous marriage to Whale
Harbor in the Isles. “It was so beautiful then,” she says, “with the pine
trees and the wildlife.”
The
Environmental Corner
Manatees
and Lifestyles in the Isles
by
Andrew G. Nagorski
Sundays in most parts of the U.S. are a day of suburban rest. Not so in
the ever active Lauderdale Isles! Whether the early dawn sound of a boat’s air
horn warning all other non-existent watercraft of its departure, or the simple
sound of someone’s non-permitted home improvements we’re all up early to
enjoy the regrets of Saturday night’s light repast.
This particular May Sunday, it was my
family and neighbor’s turn to wake me in the middle of another
post-midlife-crisis dream. They all ran hither and yon with unexpected tidings
— arms-a-swangin’ wide circles forward — as if the ice cream truck of old
had just passed by. A family of
manatees had been sighted in our canal!
Mother And Pup Cruise Sailfish Canal
The male manatee kept guard at the
entrance of the canal while the mother and her pup swam several housed down
Sailfish Canal to search for food. Their
behavior was much like that of a Hollywood trailer trash family rummaging
through a party store on a Friday night.
The entire Sugarloaf neighborhood
celebrated the several hour event by taking a brief hiatus from calling the
author-i-tays on one another, joining hands, and singing songs from Dr. Seuss’
“The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.” This freed up the author-i-tays to arrest
gambling ship captains and teachers at private sex clubs.
This prehistoric, biological
species has apparently only been saved owed to the collective efforts of
Florida’s inmates who stamp out manatee license plates, and the buyers of these
plates including height-challenged octogenarians who drive Detroit’s largest
land yachts.
Their Natural Habitat Has Changed Due To Development
The natural habitat of the manatees
within the Lauderdale Isles has changed dramatically over the past few decades.
First, the dredged creation of the canals in the late 1950’s to create
our development of undersized kitchens. Then,
over the years, the water continues to brown owed to the constant deluge of
street rainwater laced with dog feces that were not picked up by their
loving-but-bagless owners.
The New Boat Ramp May Present A Hazard To The Manatee
This new boat ramp, like any
public recreation facility, will improve our quality of life.
We’ll be able to meet strangers from Sunrise as their unused engine
stalls and drifts them into our docks so they can ask to use our telephone.
We’ll also be able to delight in the sounds of the testosterone-laden,
intelligence-light novice jet skiers from dry lots in Plantation.
The whole notion of watching manatees on a quiet canal is too relaxing,
boring and unhip. Dude!
Someday soon there will be no
more manatees in the Isles. We
will, however, be able to paint our boats once again on Marina Mile, watch the
jet-skiers zoom down the New River, not see six inches down into the canals,
remove selective front teeth, and place wagon wheels on either side of our
driveway entrance and assure people we’ve incorporated into Davie!
Yee-haw!!
LICIA
Elections Meeting
I get many letters telling me
that Lauderdale Isles is a great place to live but it did not become such a
great community by chance. It took the dedicated efforts of those who have
volunteered to serve on the board of directors of LICIA. Without their tireless
efforts, the Isles might be just another decaying community. Now it’s election
time again and we need volunteers to run for office. Positions opened are: President
and Vice President.
The trustees and alternate
trustees will be elected and/or reaffirmed. The following lanes need trustees:
Andros, Marathon, and Riverland South.
PLEASE RUN for OFFICE! We
need leaders if we are to keep the Isles a great place to live!
Margaret Mead
once said,” Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens
can change the world. Indeed it is
the only thing that ever has.”
Come to the meeting! The Isles
needs committed citizens.
Editor’s
Dilemma
by
Ollie Kollmann
I want to thank everyone who has
contributed to this newsletter and the ones in the past. I’m very proud of the
newsletter and the interesting and thoughtful articles that I receive from our
readers have made it truly a “civic” newsletter.
Fortunately/unfortunately I am now
receiving more articles than I can use in each issue. I try to run those that
are time sensitive or contain important information first. Then I choose on a
first come basis. All of the articles that I receive will be printed either in
the following or subsequent issues. Be
patient it WILL be printed.
Every author feels a great deal of
affection for the words that he has often laboriously written and to have a
sentence or “horrors” a paragraph cut feels as if an arm or leg has been
amputated. Unfortunately, in order to have an attractive and readable paper
sometimes “surgery” is required. As the editor, I have to decide which parts
of the article can be omitted without changing the content. I like to have the
revised article reviewed by the author, but oftentimes that is not possible,
especially if the article is received after the deadline. I usually have only a
few days to get the paper formatted, edited and proofread before it goes to the
printers. So, if your article is several days late, I simply will not have time
to get it back to you for approval. I hope that you will bear with me on this
and I will try to make the “surgery” as painless as possible.